my friends have feelings, too

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It's not you, it's me.


I'm not sure if my friend was talking about you or jenuse. And I'm confused which one is adam. This is like a plot of a rom-com.


still undecided i am in a booboo mood and just ate bacon who would hire this


Too many white ppl on the clark bus. Fucking with the doors and talking about "this great little mexican place, taco burrito palace."


i am fucking going home with someone tonight though i bought a cheap bottle of champagne for myself...and i am drinking the whole thing


Remind me about sausages


Ps really jealz of this wonderland you're in, otherwise known as Iowa City. I feel like you're a drunk Dorothy.